WOODY FU
aka Woods
Strengths: Very good at accessing dangerous situations
Weaknesses: Likes to randomly set up his DJ equipment and start spinning hits of the 80's.
CYNTHIA KAOaka Mad Kao
Strengths: Yellow belt in Jit Kung Do, and can swallow a whole cantaloupe
Weaknesses: Speaks Chinese at a 2nd grade level, and can swallow a whole cantaloupe
SIMON YINaka The Heartbreaker
Strengths: Wou de zhong wen hen hao
Weaknesses: Gets distracted by Chinese people, especially beautiful Chinese women; can be easily bribed with sweets
5 comments:
Amendments to our introductions:
Woods
Weakness: After assessing dangerous situations, his assessment is always to run.
Mad Kao
(first of all, swallowing a cantaloupe?!)
Strength: steal bowels protect against street foods and shady restaurants
Weakness: giant American-born-and-bred feet is yet another tip off that signals us as ABCs and therefore, mugging targets
Simon
Strength: booming voice parts scrambling chinese like moses
Hmmm... my prognosis is that the western and eastern areas are currently the most dangerous. Given our resources and finances, my professional opinion is that we run away.
weaknesses for all: commenting on your own blog!
strengths for all: bringing back some radical bootleg shit i don't even know about yet.
wut the... is simon the only one who posts blog entries?
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